whatdodontsellpostal's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 725 Points

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Cumslingers

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)

Shoot Your Goo 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

Keep it Hairy 10 Points

Complete a level with both balls

No Balls 10 Points

Beat the level with both testicles detached

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Level 0 5 Points

Complete Level 0

Level 1 5 Points

Complete Level 1

Level 2 5 Points

Complete Level 2

Level 3 5 Points

Complete Level 3

Level 4 5 Points

Complete Level 4

Level 5 5 Points

Complete Level 5

Level 6 5 Points

Complete Level 6

Level 7 5 Points

Complete Level 7

Level 8 5 Points

Complete Level 8

Level 9 5 Points

Complete Level 9

Level 10 5 Points

Complete Level 10

Level 11 5 Points

Complete Level 11

Level 12 5 Points

Complete Level 12

Level 13 5 Points

Complete Level 13

Level 14 5 Points

Complete Level 14

Level 15 5 Points

Complete Level 15

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Madness: The Battering

Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)

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Michaelsoft Binbows '97

Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)

Welcome to Michaelsoft Binbows! 5 Points

Thanks for purchasing our new OS!

Michaelsoft Office 5 Points

"There's nobody here."

Monkeh. 5 Points

Monkeh, monkeh.

Milk Sponge 5 Points

Don't harass me its just a reference!

Fat Fish Aquarium 5 Points

See your new pet fish!

Tinfoil OS (C:) 5 Points

Ur PC is slow

Big Ol (D:) 5 Points

You don't have one.

Medium Ham 5 Points

Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.

Michaelsoft Shop 5 Points

Purchase an item!

The Viewer 5 Points

He watches...

Shut Down 5 Points

Uh oh!

Nice and tidy! 5 Points

Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!

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Abstract 5 Points

Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...

In loving memory of a deceased loved one... 5 Points

RIP Shrek 9/11/01

Newgrounds Arcade

Medals Earned: 1/63 (5/355 points)

Bitey Bat 5 Points

Won the Bitey Bat plush

Alien Hominid 5 Points

Won the Alien Hominid plush

Barbarian Boss 5 Points

Won the Barbarian Boss plush

Beefy Bear 5 Points

Won the Beefy Bear plush

Beefy Villager 5 Points

Won the Beefy Villager plush

Cat Guard 5 Points

Won the Cat Guard plush

Chris 5 Points

Won the Chris Plushy

Chutney Glaze 5 Points

Won the Chutney plushy!

Cyclops 5 Points

Won the Cyclops plush

Edd 5 Points

Won the Edd plush

Giraffey 5 Points

Won the Giraffey plush

Hank 5 Points

Won the Hank plush

Hatty Hattington 5 Points

Won the Hatty Hattington plush

Hominid Homicide: 100 Kills 5 Points

Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide

Hominid Homicide: 50 Kills 5 Points

Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide

Hominid Homicide: Survived 5 Minutes! 5 Points

Survived 5 Minutes!

Leo Plush 5 Points

Won the Leo Plush!

Madness Arena: 500 Kills 5 Points

Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!

Madness Arena: Katana 5 Points

Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!

Madness Arena: RPG 5 Points

Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena

Madness Arena: Shotty 5 Points

Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena

Madness Arena: Survived 10 Minutes! 5 Points

Survived for 10 minutes!

Madness Arena: Uzi It Up! 5 Points

Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena

Madness Zombie Survival: 100 Kills 5 Points

Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival

Madness Zombie Survival: 50 Kills 5 Points

Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival

Matt 5 Points

Won the Matt plush

Monkeyface 5 Points

Won the Monkeyface plush

Pazzo 5 Points

Won the Pazzo plush

Pico 5 Points

Won the Pico plush

Pipistrello 5 Points

Won the Pipistrello plush

Portal Bot 5 Points

Won the Pbot plushy!

Rammy 5 Points

Won the Rammy plush

Red Knight 5 Points

Won the Red Knight plush

Salad Fingers 5 Points

Won the Salad Fingers plush

Satan 5 Points

Won the Satan plushy

Scratchpaw 5 Points

Won the Scratchpaw plush

Tank Man 5 Points

Won the Tank Man plush

The Behemoth 5 Points

Won the Behemoth Chicken plush

Tom 5 Points

Won the Tom plush

Tricky 5 Points

Won the Tricky plush

Yeti 5 Points

Won the Yeti plush

Zach 5 Points

Won the Zach plushy!

Friday: Funked! 10 Points

Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!

Madness Arena: Minigun Mayhem! 10 Points

Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!

Madness Zombie Survival: 200 Kills 10 Points

Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!

Rammy's Run: Survive 5 Minutes 10 Points

Survived 5 Minutes

Unlocked All Plushies! 25 Points

You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!

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NG BBS Awards 2023

Medals Earned: 23/27 (165/195 points)

The Doctor is in 5 Points

Checked out the User of the Year

Comedy Gold 5 Points

Checked out the Funniest User

The Wegra Award 5 Points

Checked out the winner of the Attention Whore

Come back soon 5 Points

Checked out the Most Missed

Make yourself at home 5 Points

Checked out the Newcomer

Touch Grass 5 Points

Checked out the user who Never Logs Off

The Fulp Effect 5 Points

Checked out the Most Helpful

Boned 5 Points

This collab went hard

Turd of the Year 5 Points

Everyone disliked that

Employee of the Year 5 Points

Checked out the Best Moderator

HR would like a word 5 Points

Checked out the Worst Moderator

Valued Input 5 Points

Checked out the Best Poster

I wish I could unread that 5 Points

Checked out the Worst Poster

I'd Five if I could! 5 Points

Checked out the best thread

Not like the others 5 Points

Checked out the Oddball

Haven't I seen you before? 5 Points

Welcome back!

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Brings a tear to my eye 5 Points

Checked out the greatest event

Hot Take 5 Points

Visited a terrible thread

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Pico Character Creator!

Medals Earned: 5/24 (25/390 points)

Boyfriend 5 Points

Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)

John Captain 5 Points

*tank not included

Didn't even break a sweat 5 Points

Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!

Pico Maker 5 Points

You made Pico, congrats!

Tankman Steve 5 Points

*cock jokes not included

Darnell 5 Points

All fired up and ready to rock

Duncan 5 Points

Always ready for the next mission from the Chief

Epic Gamer Gene 5 Points

No, it's not the "loss" guy

Girlfriend 5 Points

Pairs well with Boyfriend

Hank 5 Points

He's got some mad combat skills

Hartrup 5 Points

Be careful with your socks around him

Jones 5 Points

Master of powerslides, killer of pillows

King of teh Pr0tal 5 Points

H4IL TO TEH K1NG

Nene 5 Points

Try to keep sharp objects away from her

Oatley 5 Points

Would do anything for his friend Hartrup

Ritz 5 Points

Rat gamer on a quest for cheese

What's this? 5 Points

No way.

Who's world is it? 5 Points

Probably this guy's

Tom Fulp 50 Points

The man, the myth, the legend

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PICO VS BEAR DX

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)

Censorsh*t 5 Points

Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.

Save the Day 50 Points

To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.

Save the Day II 100 Points

Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.

Declined 5 Points

Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.

Extra Brutal 10 Points

The uh, safety was off there.

Finding the References 50 Points

2 Left Thumbs would be proud.

Bruckheimer 10 Points

Make a big explosion!

Pacifist Route 25 Points

Complete the Pacifist Route.

Ant Smoosher 10 Points

If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.

No More Bang Bang? 10 Points

Run out of ammo and die.

Good Touch 50 Points

You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Pico's School DX

Medals Earned: 10/11 (320/370 points)

Brutal 10 Points

You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.

Overkill 25 Points

When winning just isn't enough...

Bruckheimer 50 Points

Make a big explosion!

Save The Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Time Attack 50 Points

A new lap record!

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